Chapter 1

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I.                   Introduction

 

Introductions, preludes, prologues etc. are generally bullsh*t, so I'll keep this one short.  Every dude should read this book, and I'm not just saying that because then I'd be rich and famous and be able to meet my lifelong goal of banging at least ten supermodels.  Instead, what I mean is that everyone should research anything in which they desire proficiency. 

 

Would you take a new job without asking what is expected of you?  Would you place a bet with a bookie without trying to understand how his vig worked?  Would you try to drive a bulldozer without someone explaining how those levers worked?  If you said yes to any of these things then you are a douchebag, and this book probably wouldn't help you get any chicks anyway.  If, however, you said no; then you probably understand that there are certain things in life that require a little research.  Picking up chicks requires a lot of research!  It is not easy, but it sure as hell can be fun. 

 

Read this book, get the required props, and then practice daily.  The more you practice the better you'll get.  Even if you never achieve greatness, you will definitely double the amount of chicks you get.guaranteed.